Synopsis #15
Title: A Thought to Chew Over
Idea: Threat Cover
Plot: Kabir
befriends a Rodent and they become ‘wire and cable’ czars attracting their
share of enemies who need to be countered with superior fire-power
Genre: Animation
Script Regn No (SWA): 43911
Membership
No: 49484
Seg 1
Kabir had an anxious ride on an outstation
trip. It was early morning. He had not noticed until he had done few odd kms
that the engine icon on the dashboard was glowing. Instinctively, he tapped on
the dashboard glass hoping that the glow will cease with the tap. Nothing of
the sort happened. He knew something was wrong. The pickup too was stalling. It
was short outstation trip of 3 hours one way for a business purpose. He managed
to complete the trip and took it to the service station.
Seg 2
The technician opened the Toyota Innova hood.
He noted the wires were chewed and had come unhinged from the plug-like device
that powered the engine. He corrected it and wrapped the wires with insulation
tape. The car ran fine. But that was not the point. The risk of the situation
repeating was Kabir’s concern.
Seg 3
Every morning thereafter Kabir opened the hood
of his Toyota Innova – an MUV – to check the state of the vehicle. He found rat
turd on the flat surfaces on each side and some under the car. The rat had made
his base under the car hood.
Seg 4
The morning routine continued until one day sitting
bang and centre on top of the engine was Mr Rod. Momentarily frozen. Surprised
that somebody had the key to his house.
Seg 5
Kabir looked at Mr Rod – the Rodent – and Mr
Rod looked at Kabir. After a bit Mr Rod looked away. He appeared sedated. Woken
up from a deep sleep.
Seg 6
Mr Rod looked well-fed. His long tail lay
motionless. Neither of them knew what to do. Kabir was holding up the hood. He
had no time to hook it to the stand. At that moment it was not clear who was
surrendering to whom. Neither was it clear who was the intruder. Kabir or Mr
Rod.
Seg 7
Mr Rod survival instincts kicked in. In a flash he was gone. But something happened at that moment. They had connected. Kabir and Mr Rod.
Seg 8
Since the anxious moments of the outstation
trip, Kabir’s mind was busy devising plans of laying traps to put a swift end
to the rodent nuisance. It was not in consideration anymore.
Seg 9
Instead he was thinking how he can persuade Mr
Rod that he is free to make his home under his Innova hood but he cannot chew
the wires and he cannot litter. Also, better sanitary habits were expected of
him. Kabir impressed on Mr Rod the 1 BHK does not come with an attached
bathroom. For that he needs to step out somewhere bushy.
Seg 10
It became a routine with Kabir and with Mr Rod.
Kabir would open the hood. He would greet Mr Rod. Kabir would ask him if he
enjoyed the cheese block he had left for him on the flat recess under the hood.
Mr Rod would nod his head. Kabir would check the wires to see that all was
ship-shape. He checked for droppings. There was none.
Seg 11
When Kabir wanted to drive the car he would
open the hood and tell Mr Rod that he has to excuse him. He needs the car. Rod
needs to find someplace else for his siesta. It did cross Kabir’s mind to
invite Rod into the cabin. He dropped the idea immediately. It wasn’t that they
were back-slapping friends or anything close, yet.
Seg 12
Kabir figured for the hospitality he was
offering Mr Rod, he might as well ask him for his help to get rid of the mice
in his basement and in the kitchen. Rod readily obliged. He had a word with the
mice. Next time he sees them around the area he would make a meal of them.
Seg 13
Kabir who was a network engineer discovered
that his monitor in his office and that of his colleagues in his cubicle were
acting funny. He sensed that he had a rat problem in the server room. There was
a short power breakdown the previous night including that of the power back-up.
The server room was so stifling without air-conditioning that one of his staff
had opened the window to get some fresh air in but forgot to latch it when the
power was restored. That was enough for an opportunistic rodent to find his way
to the room gifted as they are with sharp sense of smell.
Seg 14
Kabir had a word with Rod. He asked him what is
it with their tribe and wires. Rod countered. What is it with man and toothbrush?
Kabir clarified. You mean wires and its sheeting is the toothpaste and brush
for rats for cleaning their teeth by chewing on them? Rod said, yes, like in
the villages, the folks use the branch or stalk of a plant to brush their
teeth.
Seg 15
Kabir probed further. He asked Rod if he was
averse to any taste or smell. Rod said they cannot handle spice and hate the
smell of jasmine. Kabir further queried. What if Kabir did not want Rod living under
the hood of the car, did all that Kabir had to do was spray some chili powder
and jasmine under the hood?
Seg 16
Rod looked hurt and devastated. He had just
evicted himself out of his house with the inadvertent disclosure. He felt
betrayed. He pleaded with Kabir that they had a deal. That Rod gets to stay
under the hood and the mice stay out of Kabir’s kitchen.
Seg 17
Kabir said, “Chill”. Rod said that’s another
thing they hate. That’s why they like staying in the warmth of the car hood. Kabir
told Rod to relax. He was not about to pepper him.
Seg 18
Kabir always wanted to get into business. He
patented the special chemical coating that can be applied to wire and cable
with a hint of spice and smell of jasmine. He contracted with a wire
manufacturer to make wire and cables out of his patented chemical mix.
Seg 19
He provided free ‘spiced up and jasmined’ wire
and cable installations at companies which had a rat problem including car
companies as proof of concept with the assurance that if it worked for them the
next order for wires and cables will be placed with him.
Seg 20
Kabir became rich and prosperous with his
business taking off like a rocket. He became the wire and cable czar. He bought
other vehicles as his wealth grew. However, the Toyota Innova he retained. It
was Rod’s house. His success was as much Rod’s success who had shared the most
intimate of rat secrets with him. The secret of their dental hygiene. Kabir
ensured that Rod could have as much of the older version of wires – as nobody
wanted them anymore.
Seg 21
Rod began trading in these old wires. He set up
a distribution chain. He became a wire and cable czar in his own right in his
rodent community.
Seg 22
Vowel the Owl watched with interest Rod’s
growing empire. On many an occasion, Rod was only inches from his grasp. With
prosperity Rod became stodgy too. He was not his alert self, nor was he swift
on his feet.
Seg 23
One evening when Rod was on a leisurely stroll, Vowel the Owl got hold of him. Normally, Vowel would have crushed his head with his talon. But this time he just picked him and took him to a safe place.
Seg 24
It had been a while since Rod suffered a
fright. He was shaken, stirred and stunted with Vowel looming over him. When he
recovered and sensed that Vowel did not mean him harm, he composed himself. He looked
up at what Vowel was pointing to. It was Shock the Hawk. He almost had him. But
Vowel swiftly moved in and scooped up Rod. Finally, Vowel the Owl got one over
Shock the Hawk.
Seg 25
Rod thanked Vowel for saving his life. He asked
Vowel to what does he owe such merciful generosity on Vowel’s part. Vowel said
that he had been tracking Rod for a long time. Shock the Hawk had beaten him to
every prey they had hunted. Each time Vowel had to go to bed hungry. It felt
good this one time to get one over Shock the Hawk.
Seg 26
Rod said it gladdened him to have been source
of joy and achievement to Vowel. He asked Vowel if he could be excused and be on
his way. Vowel said not, just, yet. He could get hungry any moment. He was not
in a mood to hunt anymore this evening.
Seg 27
Rod said that Vowel need not worry about being
hungry anymore. He could have the choicest of dishes at any of his chain of
restaurants. Vowel enquired to what does he owe such a generous offer from Rod.
Rod said that his prosperity had also brought him enemies in spades. The local
gang of fat cats were a constant threat. He had to keep paying them protection
money. Rod said he would like Vowel to be his eyes, ears, brain, and to
occasionally put his talons to good use too. In return he can dine for free
whenever he wants and whatever he wants.
Seg 28
Vowel in his wisdom thought it was a win-win
idea. Vowel also liked to dress and live well and asked for clothes, accommodation
and few other comforts. Rod agreed to all of Vowel’s demands. It was not that
he had much of a heft at that moment for hard negotiations. There is only one
thing Rod did not want to be. Vowel’s next meal.
Seg 29
Kabir had similar issues. The wire and cable
lobby were not too pleased with Kabir’s domination of the industry. For
generations they had held an iron-like grip on the industry. So tight was their
control that it was very difficult for anyone from outside their community to
get a break into this industry.
Seg 30
Kabir’s entry was tentative and inconsequential until of course it took off like a bat out of hell. At first, the lobby argued that it was good for their industry because of the need it served with the innovation of protecting the wires and cables from rat raids.
Seg 31
Kabir owned the patent. When the demand
accelerated there was very little that they could do to stop it. The larger
share of the profits was going to Kabir because spiced and jasmine minted wire
and cable had become the standard. It was an absurdity too. The lobby of
manufacturers was putting in the hard work and capital and taking all the risks.
Kabir was reaping the profits with no risks whatsoever. They felt some risk needed
to be created for Kabir.
Seg 32
While Rod had to contend with fat cats, Kabir
had to contend with goons who were harassing his girlfriend and her family who
owned large tracts of land in the suburbs of the city with veiled and not yet
open threats.
Seg 33
Kabir would often dine with Rod in his
restaurant. Lately Vowel also joined in. Kabir shared his issue with the goons
with Rod and Vowel.
Seg 34
Just then the fat cats entered the restaurant
and so did the goons. It seemed like they had arrived at a pact. Both were in
the business of extortion. The restaurant door flew open again. Shock the Hawk
walked in and slid into a sofa in the corner of the room from where he could
have a wide-angle view of the whole restaurant.
Seg 35
The fat cats ordered a fish meal with salmon,
shrimps, prawns and many side dishes and drinks. They finished the meal and asked
for the check. When the bill was brought, they told the waiter to hand it over
to Rod. On it was written that a ten percent hike on their protection money is
due. For this month the hearty meal took care of it.
Seg 36
The thugs too had a grand meal. When they are
served the bill they said the food was horrid. They will not pay a penny for
it. They look around to see if anybody had an issue with that. None did. They
get up and leave giving Kabir a hard look.
Seg 37
Shock the Hawk finishes his meal of rare steak. He saunters across to Vowel the Owl and says the bill is on Vowel for depriving him of his meal some days back. Shock the Hawk casts a hard look at Rod. He leaves with an unlit cigar in his mouth. The die for battle is cast.
---INTERMISSION---
Seg 38
Kabir, Rod the Rodent and Vowel the Owl agree that
they need to combat the threat posed by the fat cats, the thugs of wire and
cable lobby, and from Shock the Hawk.
Seg 39
Vowel the Owl, as part of the trio’s agreement,
is mandated to keep a watch on the thugs. It works for him as their activity
and his active hours are the same. In the thick of the night.
Seg 40
Not too long into his watch, Vowel the Owl
finds the thugs at the house of a prominent jeweler who keeps his most precious
jewelry at home. The fat cats are with the thugs (so they have a pact). The
thugs’ local area ‘watch’ informed them that the residents were out on a
holiday. He had seen them leave with luggage earlier in the day.
Seg 41
The modus operandi: the fat cats distract the
two ferocious Rottweilers by teasing them from the walls. The guard is hit with
a coconut (seemingly fallen from the tree above). The thugs pole vault into the
house compound and on to the balcony of the house.
Seg 42
The thugs swiftly dismantle the balcony door
into the house – both wooden and metal – with sophisticated bolt turning
equipment. The local area ‘watch’ in
collusion with the electricity sub-station organizes a power shutdown. The
surveillance of the house including the house’s plan stolen from the
architect’s office provided the thugs with the lay of the house including where
the power backup and CCTV were installed. The safe is built into the wall.
Seg 43
The same power shut down operation occurs at
the local police station. Their system shuts down. There is a complete blackout
of the robbery.
Seg 39
The Vowel the Owl informs Rod the Rodent about
the ongoing operation. Rod the Rodent gets to the house in quick time and
steals into the house with the masked thugs. The thugs swiftly have the safe
open. They take only the most expensive and small-sized diamond jewelry. Easy
to carry in their bag pack. Not too heavy as they need to pole vault the way
from the balcony to the grounds and then over the walls.
Seg 40
When the safe breaker finishes his work, he removes the gloves he is wearing and the cloth that he used to wipe out any other marks from the operation and leaves it on the bench in order to visit the bathroom.
Seg 41
Rod the Rodent, who till then did not why he
was there, seizes the moment and squirrels away the gloves and the cloth and
makes his exit from the slightly ajar balcony door. He hands it over to Vowel
the Owl who asks him what is he supposed to do with the items. Rod says he does
not know. At the spur of that moment, Rod said he felt that he should take
something away from the visit to the house. The gloves and the cloth were
handed to him on a platter in a manner of speaking. It was some kind of proof
that he was there. Vowel takes the glove and the cloth home and packs it for
safety in a zip lock plastic bag.
Seg 42
The safebreaker back from his bathroom looks
for the gloves and cloth. He assumes his fellow thugs would have taken it when
they cleaned out the place and headed to the exit to repair the door and pole
vault their way out.
Seg 43
A van comes by and the thugs are whisked away.
The power is restored. The cats with a last growl at the rottweilers also head
home. The guard recovers and sees the coconut lying nearby. He is disoriented
and embarrassed.
Seg 44
Jeweler gets back home after three days. He
discovers the break-in. He is a close relative of the Home Minister of the
state. All hell breaks loose at police headquarters. The top cops are alerted
of the break-in by the home minister.
Seg 45
The sleuths arrive at the home with the police
dog, Tunga, the Doberman Pinscher, who has a reputation for tracking down
criminals if provided with any object used by the culprits. Also capable of
running 12 kms at a trot when most Doberman can run about 5-6 kms only. He has
a handler who is a constable just as fit to run miles to track down a criminal
by the smell of the object that they have left behind. An Assistant Police
Commissioner (ACP) Mr Pandey is assigned to the case.
Seg 46
The break-in was a masterclass in executing
robbery. The police could not detect any clue to pursue. ACP Pandey comes under
tremendous pressure from his boss and the higher ups who call him directly to
crack the case and crack it fast. The case also becomes political with the Home
Minister’s connection with the jeweler who does not have a great reputation. He
has been implicated in gold smuggling case earlier though not convicted.
Seg 47
Kabir and Pandey are good friends. They had
been in college together. They are having a drink in Rod the Rodent’s
restaurant and bar. ACP Pandey shares the pressure that he is under to crack
the case. Rod overhears the conversation. He calls Kabir aside and tells him
that Vowel and Owl and he were at the crime site. Vowel the Owl was keeping an
eye on the thugs based on what they agreed at their ‘counter attack strategy’
meeting. They have the glove and the cloth used by the safebreaker which
intuitively Rod felt would be useful in the future. Not the whole truth but
close. Rod gives the glove and the cloth secured in a plastic bag to Kabir. Kabir
introduces Rod the Rodent and Vowel the Owl to ACP Pandey.
Seg 48
ACP Pandey calls his team and the handler of
the police dog Tunga, the Doberman Pinscher. They arrive and there is a general
round of introduction. Rod the Rodent in particular is glad to make the
acquaintance of Tunga the Doberman. Rod extends an invitation to Tunga to come over
whenever he is free for a meal at his restaurant. Rod imagines himself dining
with Tunga and the impression it will create on the fat cats when they come to
collect their protection money.
Seg 49
ACP Pandey with help of Tunga tracks down the
thugs. They are rounded up and questioned. They tell ACP Pandey that the
jewelry was sold to the president of the wire and cables lobby. The person who
had sent the thugs to threaten Kabir’s girlfriend and her family who owned
large tracts of land in the suburbs of the city. The president is picked up for
questioning. ACP Pandey says he will book the president under less draconian
laws provided he gets off Kabir’s case, now and forever and make sure his
friends in the lobby also get the message.
Seg 50
The lobby does even better. Kabir gets the
franchise from the lobby to expands his business to the middle east. He makes
friends with a sheik in the UAE who becomes the distributor for Kabir’s ‘spiced
and jasmine scented’ wire and cable products for all of UAE.
Seg 51
As a show of affection, the sheik gifts Kabir a
falcon. Kabir gets a demonstration of the falcon’s swifter maneuvers in flight.
The jury is out, in a pitched battle with a hawk, who will come up tops. A hawk
kills with his talons. A falcon grabs with his talons but kills it’s prey with
its beak. Kabir calls the falcon Beko for its intimidating beak. He finds the
gift timely.
Seg 52
ACP Pandey and his boss want to felicitate Rod
the Rodent and Vowel the Owl for helping them crack the case. The surprise
felicitation is to be at Rod the Rodent’s restaurant. Tunga, the Doberman
Pinscher is also invited by the ACP for the felicitation.
Seg 53
ACP Pandey through Kabir asks that Rod the
Rodent, and Vowel the Owl to be present in the restaurant.
Seg 54
The fat cats choose just that day to make their second month 10% hike collection. They take their seats in the favorite corner and place the usual order and drinks for a sumptuous meal. The usual bonhomie that comes from ‘treat this place like home’ is pervading their order and laughter.
Seg 55
Shock the Hawk, with his usual swagger of a
gunslinger, also decides to make his entry that day just to remind Vowel the
Owl and Rod the Rodent that he is still around. He takes his place at his
favorite corner of the restaurant from where he can watch everyone. He orders
his steak. A double steak. He had a long flight. Also, he had no intention to
pay.
Seg 56
Kabir, his constant companion now, Beko the
Falcon, Rod the Rodent, and Vowel the Owl are at the table. The door opens. The
Commissioner of Police and ACP Pandey along with Tunga the Doberman enter the
restaurant and join Kabir and rest at the table.
Seg 57
The places around the table are set in such a
way that Tunga faces the fat cats, Beko the Falcon faces the Shock the Hawk.
The Commissioner of Police gives a short speech and puts medals around Rod the
Rodent, Vowel the Owl and Tunga the Doberman.
Seg 58
A sudden silence falls around the restaurant.
All eyes are on the ceremony. The fat cats and Shock the Hawk hurry through
their meal. The waiter serves them their respective bills. Without hesitation
they pay up the bill and head to the door of the restaurant their eyes focused
on the exit.
Seg 59
There is clinking of glass at the celebratory
table.
Curtains.